Real Hot Bitches

A lycra-loving, roaming troupe of hot Bitches who perform epic choreographed routines to 80’s and 90’s classics.

Ireland branch

Strutting our stuff at an event near you!

The best act this summer!

“A highly entertaining group of movers & shakers. The best the world has seen!”

The Bitchin’ Times

Get to know the Bitches

A lycra-loving glitter-explosive troupe of hot bitches who perform epic choreographed routines to 80’s and 90’s classics.  They love the audience but they love themselves more. They will ignite the fire in your crotches and your eyes will burn from their sheer hotness. Are you ready to witness the fitness and get in touch with your Inner Bitch?!

Real Hot Bitches – Cork consists of Head Bitch Mistresses, Synthia Goldencrotch and Tiger Bam Bam as well as Countess Makeyabitch, Sassy Scratch, Goldie Palm and Padraig Fierce to name a few more.

This troupe of dancers is flexible in more ways than one, they can do the splits between stage and/or roaming performance to interact with the crowd and amaze with their dazzling technique.  They know that everyone has an inner hot bitch that they are secretly dying to release and there is no better bunch of show ponies to help them to do just that.

Founded in New Zealand by Head Bitch Mistresses, Candy Le Coq and Rock It, it was spread to Melbourne by Molly Moonshine and recognising that Ireland needed to unshackle itself from years of Inner Hot Bitch repression, Synthia Goldencrotch recently brought the gift of Bitching to these shores.  Bitching Love is traversing the planet and has now made its way to Cork, like!

The Real Hot Bitches can perform for anything from 10 to 45 mins.  Their shorter gigs involve performance of choreographed routines with some crowd interaction, while longer performances include more crowd interaction, teaching, ‘Dress My Bitch Up’ or dance-offs for the ‘Best Bitch In the Crowd’  The Bitches can don their sick ghetto-blasters and do some site roaming too!

Real Hot Events

3 days of music, art, food and Bitches
Glendalough Estate, Wicklow
21st – 23rd June 2024

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Classes take place every Thursday at 7.30pm, Upstairs in Blue Nile Fitness, French Church Street in the city centre. Contact us to get your hot butts in on the action!

3 days of music, art, food and Bitches
Glendalough Estate, Wicklow
16th – 18th June 2023

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Cork LGBT+ Pride Festival CLG has grown in attendance, popularity and success, to become the main regional LGBT+ Pride event in Ireland, attracting the largest on-street attendance after the St.Patrick’s Day celebrations.

A stunning weekend event in a beautiful setting in the countryside of Cork.

Contact Us to bring that extra level of hotness to your event!

Bookings

Book the Bitches

The Real Hot Bitches can perform for anything from 10 to 45 mins.  Their shorter gigs involve performance of choreographed routines with some crowd interaction, while longer performances include more crowd interaction, teaching, ‘Dress My Bitch Up’ or dance-offs for the ‘Best Bitch In the Crowd’  The Bitches can don their sick ghetto-blasters and do some site roaming too.

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